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1	Hi from austria 

1	blur

1	natural

1	what

1	Test

1	According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
2	Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
3	The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
4	Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
5	Ooh, black and yellow!
6	Let's shake it up a little.
7	Barry! Breakfast is ready!
8	Coming!
9	Hang on a second.
10	Hello?
11	Barry?
12	Adam?
13	Can you believe this is happening?
14	I can't.
15	I'll pick you up.
16	Looking sharp.
17	Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
18	Sorry. I'm excited.
19	Here's the graduate.
20	We're very proud of you, son.
21	A perfect report card, all B's.
22	Very proud.
23	Ma! I got a thing going here.
24	You got lint on your fuzz.
25	Ow! That's me!
26	Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
27	Bye!
28	Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
29	Hey, Adam.
30	Hey, Barry.
31	Is that fuzz gel?
32	A little. Special day, graduation.
33	Never thought I'd make it.
34	Three days grade school, three days high school.
35	Those were awkward.
36	Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
37	You did come back different.
38	Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
39	Hear about Frankie?
40	Yeah.
41	You going to the funeral?
42	No, I'm not going.
43	Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
44	Don't waste it on a squirrel.
45	Such a hothead.
46	I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
47	I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
48	That's why we don't need vacations.
49	Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
50	Well, Adam, today we are men.
51	We are!
52	Bee-men.
53	Amen!
54	Hallelujah!
55	Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
56	please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
57	Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
58	That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
59	Will we pick our job today?
60	I heard it's just orientation.
61	Heads up! Here we go.
62	Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
63	Wonder what it'll be like?
64	A little scary.
65	Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
66	This is it!
67	Wow.
68	Wow.
69	We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
70	Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
71	Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
72	That girl was hot.
73	She's my cousin!
74	She is?
75	Yes, we're all cousins.
76	Right. You're right.
77	At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
78	These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
79	What do you think he makes?
80	Not enough.
81	Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
82	What does that do?
83	Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
84	Saves us millions.
85	Can anyone work on the Krelman?
86	Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
87	But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
88	But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
89	The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
90	What's the difference?
91	You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
92	So you'll just work us to death?
93	We'll sure try.
94	Wow! That blew my mind!
95	"What's the difference?"
96	How can you say that?
97	One job forever?
98	That's an insane choice to have to make.
99	I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
100	But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
101	Why would you question anything? We're bees.
102	We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
103	You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
104	Like what? Give me one example.
105	I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
106	Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
107	Wait a second. Check it out.
108	Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
109	Wow.
110	I've never seen them this close.
111	They know what it's like outside The Hive.
112	Yeah, but some don't come back.
113	Hey, Jocks!
114	Hi, Jocks!
115	You guys did great!
116	You're monsters!
117	You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
118	I wonder where they were.
119	I don't know.
120	Their day's not planned.
121	Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
122	You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
123	Right.
124	Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
125	It's just a status symbol.
126	Bees make too much of it.
127	Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
128	Those ladies?
129	Aren't they our cousins too?
130	Distant. Distant.
131	Look at these two.
132	Couple of Hive Harrys.
133	Let's have fun with them.
134	It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
135	Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
136	He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
137	Oh, my!
138	I never thought I'd knock him out.
139	What were you doing during this?
140	Trying to alert the authorities.
141	I can autograph that.
142	A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
143	Yeah. Gusty.
144	We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
145	Six miles, huh?
146	Barry!
147	A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
148	Maybe I am.
149	You are not!
150	We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
151	What do you think, buzzy-boy?
152	Are you bee enough?
153	I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
154	Hey, Honex!
155	Dad, you surprised me.
156	You decide what you're interested in?
157	Well, there's a lot of choices.
158	But you only get one.
159	Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
160	Son, let me tell you about stirring.
161	You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
162	You get yourself into a rhythm.
163	It's a beautiful thing.
164	You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
165	maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
166	You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
167	That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
168	Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
169	Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
170	I'm not trying to be funny.
171	You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
172	You're gonna be a stirrer?
173	No one's listening to me!
174	Wait till you see the sticks I have.
175	I could say anything right now.
176	I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
177	Let's open some honey and celebrate!
178	Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
179	I'm so proud.
180	We're starting work today!
181	Today's the day.
182	Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
183	Yeah, right.
184	Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
185	Is it still available?
186	Hang on. Two left!
187	One of them's yours! Congratulations!
188	Step to the side.
189	What'd you get?
190	Picking crud out. Stellar!
191	Wow!
192	Couple of newbies?
193	Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
194	Make your choice.
195	You want to go first?
196	No, you go.
197	Oh

1	Test

1	No homo

1	No homo

1	
2	An Etymology Rhapsody on Spiracle
3	By Xah Lee. Date: 2012-07-17
4	yesterday's word-a-day goes:
5	
6	Generally, mantises protect themselves by camouflage and concealment. … As part of the threat display, some species also may produce a hissing sound by expelling air from the abdominal spiracles.
7	
8	[Brennan Young https://plus.google.com/b/111883225775927791217/116734026890423292032/about] wrote the following in response:
9	
10	spiracles - same root as inspire (inspiration), conspire (conspiracy), respire etc. (latin for breathe)
11	
12	Fan is a really interesting one. If we disregard the slangish meaning of ‘enthusiast’ (abbreviation of ‘fanatic’), it has something to do with flow, usually of air. It's related to the word ‘vane’ which is very often a ‘weather vane’, a device mounted on tall buildings which indicates the wind direction. The blades of a turbine or windmill may also be called vanes, and a turbine is rather like a fan.
13	
14	In German and Scandinavian languages there are related words for flags and banners ( Fahne or fane ) which are woven, often embroidered fabric emblems designed to fly in the wind. A ‘bannner ad’ is a long rectangular emblem in the service of e-commerce.
15	
16	B and V are allophone of the same phoneme here, so “banner” and “fan” are very closely related.
17	
18	Oddly, the Danish word ‘vane’ means ‘habit’ or ‘custom’, which is about not changing, whereas the English word ‘vane’ has an obscure secondary meaning - somebody who is fickle or changeable. How to explain this apparent contradiction? You could say that a fan makes the air move in a particular (habitual) way, or that its movement is constrained to a given axis, whereas the weather vane changes with the wind (because it is constrained). It's always interesting when etymological variations end up having the opposite meaning. (See also “black” and “bleach”).
19	
20	Sometimes weather vanes are mounted on church spires -  which is an architectural feature, a tall, pointed tower. To ‘spire’ is to start growing, shooting directly upwards. This ‘spire’ is related to ‘sprout’ and probably unrelated to the ‘spir’ in inspiration and spiracles.
21	
22	Camouflage is apparently a corruption of “chaut moufflet” (French for “hot puff”). If you wanted to distract someone you could blow in his face. Even better with a cloud of dust, or smoke screen, so you can conceal your business. Gregory Bateson pointed out that camouflage is ‘anti-communication’ from an information-theory perspective. Another interesting paradox.
23	
24	And a puff is a kind of breath too!
25	
26	[etymology of spiracle https://www.etymonline.com/word/spiracle] “spirare” = “to breathe”
27	[etymology of spirit https://www.etymonline.com/word/spirit] “spirare” = to breathe.
28	[etymology of inspire https://www.etymonline.com/word/inspire] to fill, blow into. “in-”+ “spirare” (to breathe).
29	[etymology of conspire https://www.etymonline.com/word/conspire] “con-” + “spirare” = breath together.
30	[etymology of fan https://www.etymonline.com/word/fan] latin {vannus, ventus}. As “devotee”, abbrev of “fanatic”.
31	[etymology of fanatic https://www.etymonline.com/word/fanatic]. Etymologically related to “feast”, “festive”.
32	[etymology of banner https://www.etymonline.com/word/banner]
33	[etymology of vane https://www.etymonline.com/word/vane] related to flag, banner, possibly from Latin “pannus”, meaning “piece of cloth.”.
34	[etymology of black https://www.etymonline.com/word/black] «From late 14c. as “dark spot in the pupil of the eye.”»
35	[etymology of bleach https://www.etymonline.com/word/bleach] «… Lith. balnas “pale”). The same root probably produced black; perhaps because both black and white are colorless, or because both are associated with burning. Related: Bleached; bleaching.»
36	[etymology of camouflage https://www.etymonline.com/word/camouflage] «1917, from Fr. camoufler, Parisian slang, “to disguise,” from It. camuffare “to disguise,” perhaps a contraction of capo muffare “to muffle the head.” Probably altered by Fr. camouflet “puff of smoke,” on the notion of “blow smoke in someone's face.”»
37	The History of English in 10 Minutes, Annotated
38	The Tyranny of Twit Writing: Facebook Twitter Char Limits and SMS Abbrevs
39	The Harm of Active Voice in Online Dating
40	English Writing Style: on The Second Objection to Lots of Fun
41	∑XAH © 1995, 2024 Xah Lee.

1	Test

1	/* Red border */
2	hr.new1 {
3	  border-top: 1px solid red;
4	}
5	
6	/* Dashed red border */
7	hr.new2 {
8	  border-top: 1px dashed red;
9	}

1	Exit where you've navigated, in lf & fish shell:
2	
3	#!/bin/fish
4	
5	function r
6	    set -l tempfile '/tmp/lf_cd_'.(id -u)
7	
8	    lf -config /home/user/.config/lf/.lfrc -last-dir-path=$tempfile $argv
9	    if test -s $tempfile
10	        set -l lastdir (cat $tempfile)
11	        cd $lastdir
12	        command rm -f $tempfile
13	    end
14	end

1	I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
2	They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
3	I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
4	Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
5	I'm in my prime but this ain't even final form
6	They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
7	I went from living rooms straight up to sold-out tours
8	Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
9	Whoa-oh-oh
10	This is how the story goes
11	Whoa-oh-oh
12	I guess this is how the story goes
13	I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
14	They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
15	I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
16	Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
17	From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
18	Where's my crown? That's my bling
19	Always drama when I ring
20	See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
21	Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reachin' for the stars
22	Whoa-oh-oh
23	This is how the story goes
24	Whoa-oh-oh
25	I guess this is how the story goes
26	I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
27	They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (woo)
28	I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
29	Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
30	Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
31	They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
32	My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm by the soul (yeah)
33	My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (yeah-yeah)
34	Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (whoa-oh-oh)
35	In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
36	I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
37	They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
38	I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
39	Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
40	I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (everybody knows)
41	They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (yeah)
42	I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
43	Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (ooh-ooh)
44	Whoa-oh-oh (nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
45	This is how the story goes (nah, nah)
46	Whoa-oh-oh
47	I guess this is how the story goes

1	KSI Thick of It

1	In some cultures, a rabbit's foot is carried as an amulet believed to bring good luck. This belief is held by people in a great number of places around the world, including Europe, Africa, Australia and North and South America. In variations of this superstition, the rabbit it came from must possess certain attributes, such as having been killed in a particular place, using a particular method, or by a person possessing particular attributes (e.g., by a cross-eyed man)

1	> Xah Lee - @xah_lee
2	> powershell, is ten times better than the unix linux bash faaak.
3	> actually consistant, useful, syntax summary.
4	> faak, the C and unix faakheads, that damaged computing industry for 3 decades.
5	kek

1	Crippling RSI

1	Of course! Only follow nature!

1	% for(c in `{ls -r $comments_dir/}) {
2	% add=`{cat $c/user}
3	% if(test -s $c/body) {
4	% add=`{cat $c/user}
5	<div class="container">
6	% if(test -e pub/users/$add/pfp.jpg) {
7	<img src=%(`{echo /pub/users/$add/pfp.jpg}%) style="height:55px;width:auto" class="image">
8	% }
9	% if not {
10	<img src=%(`{echo /pub/users/plan9-faces.avif}%) style="height:55px;width:auto" class="image">
11	% }
12	<div>By: <i>%(`{cat $c/user}%)</i></b> (%(`{cat $c/posted}%))<br>%(`{cat etc/users/$add/email}%)
13	<hr style="width:50%;text-align:left;margin-left:0">
14	<p>%(`{cat $c/body}%)</p>
15	</div>
16	</div>
17	% if(test -d $c/replies) {
18	<div class="replies"style="padding-left:160px;">
19	<hr style="width:50%;text-align:left;margin-left:0">
20	<div>By: <i>%(`{cat $c/replies/user}%)</i></b> (%(`{cat $c/replies/posted}%))<br>%(`{cat etc/users/$add/email}%)
21	<p>%(`{cat $c/replies/body}%)</p>
22	</div>
23	</div>
24	% }
25	
26	
27	<form action="" method="POST" enctype="multipart/form-data">
28	<input type="hidden" name="bridge_reply_id" value="%(`{basename $c}%)" />
29	<input type="submit" name="bridge_reply" value="reply"/>
30	</form>
31	
32	%    if(check_user $conf_bridge_deletors) {
33	<br/>
34	<form action="" method="POST" enctype="multipart/form-data">
35	<input type="hidden" name="bridge_delete_id" value="%(`{basename $c}%)" />
36	<input type="submit" name="bridge_delete" value="Delete"/>
37	</form>
38	%    }
39	
40	<hr>
41	%    }
42	% }
43	
44	
45	<style>img{border:0.20em solid #000}
46	.container{display: flex;border:2px solid black;width:50%}
47	.replies{border:2px solid black;width:50%}
48	.image{margin-right:10px}</style>

1	#include <stdio.h>
2	
3	int main ()
4	{
5	    puts("Hello World!");
6	}

1	Hello Mia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2	
3	#!/bin/rc
4	
5	switch($#*) {
6	case 0
7		awk '{printf("<span>%d</span>\t%s\n",NR,$0)}'
8	case 1 
9		awk '{printf("<span>%d</span>\t%s\n",NR,$0)}' < $1
10	case *
11		echo 'usage: catn file' >[1=2]
12		echo '       catn < file' >[1=2]
13		echo '       cat file | catn' >[1=2]
14	}
15